Archive for December, 2010

Anyone ever notice how a baby crib really looks like a poorly constructed cage? It would seem safer and more cost effective to just buy a cage, throw in a mattress and blanket, and lock it at night so you can sleep peacefully knowing your child can’t escape.

Now that I think about it, calling it a cage sounds horrible. It should be marketed as a ‘Reinforced Crib’. What parent wouldn’t sleep better at night knowing their child is protected in a ‘Reinforced Crib’?